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The Alpha Ape

$51.05 NZD

A physique described by his personal physician as "frankly, astonishing." Star-spangled briefs, aviators, and one banana. Soft cotton tee, printed on demand.

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More details

  • 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
  • Lightweight fabric (3.4 oz) 
  • Regular fit
  • Unisex sizing

Size & Fit


Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

The Alpha Ape Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width
XS
27
16 1/2
S
28
18
M
29
20
L
30
22
XL
31
24
2XL
32
26
3XL
33
28
4XL
34
30

Our suppliers provide these measurements. Product sizes can differ by up to 2 inches (5 cm).


Helpful hint: Compare these measurements with a product you have at home by measuring it yourself.


A Length - Start the tape at the collar's side at the top of the tee (at the Highest Point Shoulder) and extend it to the shirt's bottom.


B Width - Begin measuring at the seam right below one sleeve and extend the tape across to the seam beneath the other sleeve.

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